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• Women have a dedicated part of their brain for remembering every piece of clothing that they have ever worn, where they wore it and who they wore it with. Men can't remember what they wore yesterday.
• Women will look at sexy men all day without their man noticing, a man will see a sexy women and stare until they are slapped by their girl.
• A women will always know what to do when somebody starts to cry. A man will panic, grab the nearest women to help and run away.
• Men will answer any simple question with a long, boring and over detailed answer. They will also answer complex and important questions with "mmm" or "yep". I'm not too sure what a women does, but they don't like this.
• A man will sleep through any sound. A women will hear any sound and be worried about burglars.
• Men will identify the need to find something and say that they have lost it before they have even looked, hoping that their partner happens to know where it is. A women will spend 15 minutes looking for something that she doesn't really need to find.
• Men forget almost every birthday, anniversary or appointment. Women have a built in diary that triggers a 'card alert'.
• If told that a relative has a bought a new car a women would probably say "oh, what colour is it?", a man would say "what type is it?"
• A woman will know within seconds what colour curtains she would have in a room. A man could not give a toss.
• Women can often use sex as a way of getting what they want. A man can never use sex as a way of getting what they want, because sex is all they ever want!
• If a man wants to buy a new suit he will say "I saw a suit that I want to buy", if a women wants to buy a new dress she will say "I went to meet my friend Lisa today, we went for a coffee, and on the way to the car park.... oh, no, it doesn't matter...... well, oh, don't worry it's nothing".... making the man complete a puzzle to establish a very simple fact.